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{"slip": { "id": 80, "advice": "Opinions are like arseholes, everyone has one."}}

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Labatmale is a commune in the Pyrénées-Atlantiques department in south-west France.

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{"slip": { "id": 147, "advice": "Don't take life too seriously."}}

{"slip": { "id": 17, "advice": "Sometimes it's best to ignore other people's advice."}}

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