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{"slip": { "id": 106, "advice": "A problem shared is a problem halved."}}

{"slip": { "id": 134, "advice": "The person who never made a mistake never made anything."}}

{"fact":"Ginger tabby cats can have freckles around their mouths and on their eyelids!","length":77}

{"slip": { "id": 87, "advice": "Turn jeans inside out when washing them to help preserve their colour."}}

{"fact":"Some notable people who disliked cats: Napoleon Bonaparte, Dwight D. Eisenhower, Hitler.","length":89}

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