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{"slip": { "id": 76, "advice": "You will always regret the round of J\u00c3\u00a4germeister."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 169, "advice": "Do something selfless."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 27, "advice": "Don't wear clean trousers when walking your dog in the park."}}