{"slip": { "id": 79, "advice": "Just because you are offended, doesn't mean you are right."}}
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Jeepster Records is an English, London-based independent record label, founded in 1995, and specializing in British indie and alternative bands, particularly Glasgow-based acts. It is most notable for its signing of Belle and Sebastian and Snow Patrol.
"}{"slip": { "id": 148, "advice": "Some people would be better off if they took their own advice."}}
{"slip": { "id": 133, "advice": "If you find yourself distressed about something, ask yourself if it will still matter tomorrow or next week or next month."}}
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Patty Shwartz is a United States circuit judge of the United States Court of Appeals for the Third Circuit.
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